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Old Jan 31, 2006, 04:26 AM // 04:26   #1901
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"Aha, by shooting me 1000000000000 times you have broken the curse put upon me by the same witch that was in Snow White! Now I shall reveal my true form..."

*dramatic music*

*Mishkin grows one inch taller*

"Damn not quite as uber as I was expecting, to be honest. And these billions of gun shot wounds are really starting to itch".

*I chuck knife at darkdragon as I fall to the floor. Miss. Hit Fiery in the leg. Again.*
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 04:37 AM // 04:37   #1902
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*continues to drink as dead rats and mice start to pile up around my chair*
*adds one more to the pile*
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 04:52 AM // 04:52   #1903
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*comes out from under the chair beacuse i see a mouse*

*screams*
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 05:14 AM // 05:14   #1904
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*shoots xxSilhouette in the head for screaming and waking me up from a nap*
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 05:22 AM // 05:22   #1905
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*bleeds*

*bleeds more..*

*gets drunk and doesnt care anymore*
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 05:31 AM // 05:31   #1906
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* wonders why i went into this bar of all the other hundreds of bars on the opposite side of the street*
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 05:40 AM // 05:40   #1907
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* happy to hear that there are other bars and runs to one of them since people here shoot me! *

* gets lost and comes right back...*
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 05:44 AM // 05:44   #1908
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*I crawl out of Silhouette's bullet-wound, carrying the bullet in my teeth*

""Turns out Bruce Willis is dead!""

*I catch fire then leap through the last remaining unbroken window*
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 05:50 AM // 05:50   #1909
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*is glad to be alive*
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 06:00 AM // 06:00   #1910
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*wakes up from being KOed a long time ago in this fight*
*picks up broom and starts cleaning the several inches of broken glass that have accumulated over past few months*
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 11:58 AM // 11:58   #1911
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*wants to know how Mishkin and I traveled back in time to before Two April started sweeping, thinks that something has gone majorly wrong with the time stream....longs to shoot the bat rastards messing with it......HEY !!!! does this mean I can re-drink those Labbatt's I drank in the past er uh future, oh what the hell now I'm all confused.....
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 01:11 PM // 13:11   #1912
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*laughs at ensabahs confusion*

*passes out*
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 01:22 PM // 13:22   #1913
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*I warp in from the past in a flash of light, throwing a pillow under Silhouette to break her fall. A pillow soaked in acid!!!*

"Mwahahahaahaaaa"

*Turns to Ensabah*

"So, try to leave me in the past will you?"
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 09:57 PM // 21:57   #1914
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*wakes up and throws beer bottles and shot classes at dark*

*Makes a margarita and laughs at the fact that half of my hair seems to be making a burning noise*
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 10:12 PM // 22:12   #1915
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*takes up all of the glass that he has collected, mixes it with the lemon juice used for tequila, and goes around sprinkiling the mixtures over everyone, especially those with deep wounds*
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 12:09 AM // 00:09   #1916
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"Mua hahaha
Your lemon juice has made me more powerful the ever."
*sits down and drinks some more*
*uses lemon powers (in combination with a shotgun) to kill a total of 2 rats*
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 12:35 AM // 00:35   #1917
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*Enters the bar, and says, "Live long, and prosper." and sits down."
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:27 AM // 01:27   #1918
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*looks for lemon juice*

"I'm going to take a shot of just lemon juice..."
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:36 AM // 01:36   #1919
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*I suddenly remember an old spell my Witchery teacher taught me*

*I start chanting and Paul's stack of dead rats starts to come back to life, all at once, surrounding him*

"Man." I say. "They look pissed".
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Old Feb 01, 2006, 01:41 AM // 01:41   #1920
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*Does Vulcan Mindmeld with rats to see why they are pissed.*
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